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Kids Bible quotes

Answers supposedly given by actual students taking a Bible knowledge test:

1. Noah's wife was called Joan of Ark

2. Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day and a ball of fire by night.

3. Unleavened bread is bread made from no ingredients.

4. Moses went to the top of Mount Cyanide to get the Ten Commandments.

5. Joshua led the Hebrews in the Battle of Geritol.

6. Solomon had 300 wives and 700 porcupines.

7. Jesus was born because Mary had an immaculate contraption.

8. The epistles were the wives of the apostles.

9. One of the opposums was St. Matthew.

10. David fought the Finkelsteins, people who lived in biblical times.

11. The Jews had trouble throughout their history with unsympathetic Genitals.