12 July 2009

Ah Beng joke

This was something i thought of....duno if this joke exists or is it going to be funny. Just trying out =D

One day Ah Beng went to take his driving license course. He went through the first 6 hour lecture without much problem. Occasionally yawn here n there. During the lecture he heard the instructor say this....

Instructor : "When at traffic lights, when see green means what?"
Students : "Go"
Instructor : "Good, now what about orange?"
Students : "Ready to stop, but if already speeding tak apa.....just jalan."
Instructor : "Alright. So red you all should know right?"
Students : "Red means stop"
Instructor : "Alright alright, good good. As long its red, stop. Now......bla bla bla"

So as the lecture completed, Ah Beng went to take the theory test.

He scored perfect 50/50 in record of 5 minutes.

Then later performed the first practical test, drive and stop up the hill, side parking and 3 point turning. Excellent, flawless and wonderful.

Now for the road test.....

He got in the car with the Road Department officer. They went out to the open road.
Ah Beng did well. Obeyed every sign, went not too fast not too slow. Change gears and braking were spot on. Didnt even "mati enjin" (engine died).

He came to one left turn traffic light. IT was red so he stop. When it was green he continued turning left. Now he came to a large 2 lane cross junction traffic light. This was abit more complex. He has to turn right and he patiently waits for the lights to turn green so he can move.

The lights go green......so he gets the car moving. He turns right......and as he was turning.....

Suddenly......*SKREEEETCCHHHH*....... he emergency brakes in the middle of the cross junction. Engine stalled, and cars honking everywhere, and obviously the officer was furious and lashed out at Ah Beng.

Officer : "WHY YOU STOP HERE?!?!?! THERE SHOW GREEN SO JALAN LA!!! YOU WANT DIE AH?"
Ah Beng : (points at the traffic light in front of him) "Sir, here this traffic light in front is red la.....so i stop la. Not right ah? My instructor say as long i see red, must stop."
Officer : ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

-The end-

2 comments:

Jon said...

yo, u really wrote that whole thing urself???

Darren said...

yes.......no lie. honest to God across my heart.

If i have duplicated this im sorry to the original author. it just came to my mind. =P