It appears MR Spammer wants to spam all round my blog.
Well, Mr spammer welcome to spam as much as u like.
Coz frankly, i dont mind. Please. Spam at your pleasure if u will. I love company. But ur looking at the wrong place for Lin Foong.
Enjoy.
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D.C.
25 July 2009
22 July 2009
Why should I let you in?
A couple of Christians were out evangelizing, and they came across a man at his house. Upon seeing them, the man knew what was coming. He quickly ran inside the house and shut the door. But the two Christians knew that there was a chance to talk to this man. They went in and politely knocked the door.
"Sir would you like to have a chat with us? Could you open the door for us, please?"
"NO! Please go away. I know what you wana say. And i DONT believe in God at all. He doesn't exist.I am an atheist."
"But sir, how can you really be 100% sure there is no God? I mean what is your evidence?"
"I dont need to give evidence! He is not REAL. Now go away!"
"Alright alright sir, we will. But just a ponder for you, lets say IF God does exist, and you die an arrive at the gates of heaven, He will ask you 'WHY SHOULD I LET YOU INTO MY HEAVEN?' You might want to give it some thought "
"Why??!?! WHY SHOULDN'T HE LET ME IN?"
"Well sir, you closed the door on us. And we politely knocked so that we hope you would let us into your house. Why should you not let us in?
"WHY SHOULD I?! This is my house and i tell you EXACTLY where to go!"
"Exactly sir. God would tell you the same thing if you went to heaven and want to get in."
The man was shocked. And he kept silent for a moment.
"Alright. FINE. You win. But i still dont believe there is a God. I dont need to know there is a God or not."
"But sir, HOW sure are you there isnt a God that exists? Based on what evidence? Can you really be sure a God doesnt exist? I mean look at all the evidence that points to something of a creation thats exists rather than an accident by chance"
"Alright MAYBE He does exist. But i dont believe in Him and i dont think He even cares for me."
"Ah sir, so you acknowledge His existence?"
"Well yea sort of."
"But how do you know He doesnt even care for your life? You havent even asked Him if He does care. All this while you have been rejecting Him. How would you expect Him to care if you keep saying No to Him? Its very simple logic sir"
"OK. I may not know Him well enough. I may not know if He really cares for me or not. But what has that got to do with me and my own life?"
"Sir, it has EVERYTHING to do with your life."
"So what are you trying to say?"
"Well sir we just want to say that, you should let us in for a chat and some coffee."
"Sir would you like to have a chat with us? Could you open the door for us, please?"
"NO! Please go away. I know what you wana say. And i DONT believe in God at all. He doesn't exist.I am an atheist."
"But sir, how can you really be 100% sure there is no God? I mean what is your evidence?"
"I dont need to give evidence! He is not REAL. Now go away!"
"Alright alright sir, we will. But just a ponder for you, lets say IF God does exist, and you die an arrive at the gates of heaven, He will ask you 'WHY SHOULD I LET YOU INTO MY HEAVEN?' You might want to give it some thought "
"Why??!?! WHY SHOULDN'T HE LET ME IN?"
"Well sir, you closed the door on us. And we politely knocked so that we hope you would let us into your house. Why should you not let us in?
"WHY SHOULD I?! This is my house and i tell you EXACTLY where to go!"
"Exactly sir. God would tell you the same thing if you went to heaven and want to get in."
The man was shocked. And he kept silent for a moment.
"Alright. FINE. You win. But i still dont believe there is a God. I dont need to know there is a God or not."
"But sir, HOW sure are you there isnt a God that exists? Based on what evidence? Can you really be sure a God doesnt exist? I mean look at all the evidence that points to something of a creation thats exists rather than an accident by chance"
"Alright MAYBE He does exist. But i dont believe in Him and i dont think He even cares for me."
"Ah sir, so you acknowledge His existence?"
"Well yea sort of."
"But how do you know He doesnt even care for your life? You havent even asked Him if He does care. All this while you have been rejecting Him. How would you expect Him to care if you keep saying No to Him? Its very simple logic sir"
"OK. I may not know Him well enough. I may not know if He really cares for me or not. But what has that got to do with me and my own life?"
"Sir, it has EVERYTHING to do with your life."
"So what are you trying to say?"
"Well sir we just want to say that, you should let us in for a chat and some coffee."
19 July 2009
Looking for an answer?
Most people in life are looking for something. They want to find out every possible thing there is this universe can answer to their questions. They seek high and low, far and wide. Then keep searching and searching for that answer to plug the leaking hole in their spirits curiosity. Any method from black magic to science. So thats how most of our lives are spent. Using all our mind, soul, energy, spirit just to find a difficult answer to a simple question. And sometimes till the day we die, we wont find it. What a waste. And sometimes we keep finding that it makes us shift our focus away from reality. It drives us mad to an extent. We often end up frustrated.
However, some have already found the answer(s) before even the question is popped. And with this answer, their hearts were settled down for as far as their lives lasted without having to search for another answer. This one answer solves all questions and problems. These people, because they have the answer, goes through life easier with fulfillment and satisfaction. No regrets. The amazing thing is this answer was not found by them, but the answer FOUND them. This answer has given life, hope, dreams, signs, miracles and wonders. This answer is a Big key to life.
Guess what is the answer?
=)
However, some have already found the answer(s) before even the question is popped. And with this answer, their hearts were settled down for as far as their lives lasted without having to search for another answer. This one answer solves all questions and problems. These people, because they have the answer, goes through life easier with fulfillment and satisfaction. No regrets. The amazing thing is this answer was not found by them, but the answer FOUND them. This answer has given life, hope, dreams, signs, miracles and wonders. This answer is a Big key to life.
Guess what is the answer?
=)
17 July 2009
Squire Test
Man......the vid n audio synch is really bad. duno why.
BTW apologies for the poor quality. Had to compromise if not file size wud be huge.
But overall an ok test considering its my first attempt to record and Youtube it.
^^
14 July 2009
12 July 2009
Ah Beng joke
This was something i thought of....duno if this joke exists or is it going to be funny. Just trying out =D
One day Ah Beng went to take his driving license course. He went through the first 6 hour lecture without much problem. Occasionally yawn here n there. During the lecture he heard the instructor say this....
Instructor : "When at traffic lights, when see green means what?"
Students : "Go"
Instructor : "Good, now what about orange?"
Students : "Ready to stop, but if already speeding tak apa.....just jalan."
Instructor : "Alright. So red you all should know right?"
Students : "Red means stop"
Instructor : "Alright alright, good good. As long its red, stop. Now......bla bla bla"
So as the lecture completed, Ah Beng went to take the theory test.
He scored perfect 50/50 in record of 5 minutes.
Then later performed the first practical test, drive and stop up the hill, side parking and 3 point turning. Excellent, flawless and wonderful.
Now for the road test.....
He got in the car with the Road Department officer. They went out to the open road.
Ah Beng did well. Obeyed every sign, went not too fast not too slow. Change gears and braking were spot on. Didnt even "mati enjin" (engine died).
He came to one left turn traffic light. IT was red so he stop. When it was green he continued turning left. Now he came to a large 2 lane cross junction traffic light. This was abit more complex. He has to turn right and he patiently waits for the lights to turn green so he can move.
The lights go green......so he gets the car moving. He turns right......and as he was turning.....
Suddenly......*SKREEEETCCHHHH*....... he emergency brakes in the middle of the cross junction. Engine stalled, and cars honking everywhere, and obviously the officer was furious and lashed out at Ah Beng.
Officer : "WHY YOU STOP HERE?!?!?! THERE SHOW GREEN SO JALAN LA!!! YOU WANT DIE AH?"
Ah Beng : (points at the traffic light in front of him) "Sir, here this traffic light in front is red la.....so i stop la. Not right ah? My instructor say as long i see red, must stop."
Officer : ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
-The end-
One day Ah Beng went to take his driving license course. He went through the first 6 hour lecture without much problem. Occasionally yawn here n there. During the lecture he heard the instructor say this....
Instructor : "When at traffic lights, when see green means what?"
Students : "Go"
Instructor : "Good, now what about orange?"
Students : "Ready to stop, but if already speeding tak apa.....just jalan."
Instructor : "Alright. So red you all should know right?"
Students : "Red means stop"
Instructor : "Alright alright, good good. As long its red, stop. Now......bla bla bla"
So as the lecture completed, Ah Beng went to take the theory test.
He scored perfect 50/50 in record of 5 minutes.
Then later performed the first practical test, drive and stop up the hill, side parking and 3 point turning. Excellent, flawless and wonderful.
Now for the road test.....
He got in the car with the Road Department officer. They went out to the open road.
Ah Beng did well. Obeyed every sign, went not too fast not too slow. Change gears and braking were spot on. Didnt even "mati enjin" (engine died).
He came to one left turn traffic light. IT was red so he stop. When it was green he continued turning left. Now he came to a large 2 lane cross junction traffic light. This was abit more complex. He has to turn right and he patiently waits for the lights to turn green so he can move.
The lights go green......so he gets the car moving. He turns right......and as he was turning.....
Suddenly......*SKREEEETCCHHHH*....... he emergency brakes in the middle of the cross junction. Engine stalled, and cars honking everywhere, and obviously the officer was furious and lashed out at Ah Beng.
Officer : "WHY YOU STOP HERE?!?!?! THERE SHOW GREEN SO JALAN LA!!! YOU WANT DIE AH?"
Ah Beng : (points at the traffic light in front of him) "Sir, here this traffic light in front is red la.....so i stop la. Not right ah? My instructor say as long i see red, must stop."
Officer : ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
-The end-
08 July 2009
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