Riddle 8

Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury. David's Triumph was heard throughout the land. Honda... because the apostles were all in one Accord. 2 Cor. 4:8 describes going out in service in a Volkswagen Beetle: "We are pressed in every way, but not cramped beyond movement."

Riddle 7

Q. The ark was built in 3 stories, and the top story had a window to let light in, but how did they get light to the bottom 2 stories?

A. They used floodlights.

Riddle 6

Q. What do they call pastors in Germany?

A. German Shepherds.

Riddle 5

Q. Which servant of Jehovah was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

A. Moses, because he broke all 10 commandments at once.

Riddle 4

Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?

A. The area around the Jordan - the banks were always overflowing.

Riddle 3

Q. Why do ducks have web feet?
A. To stomp out forest fires!

Q. Why do Elephants have big feet?
A. To stomp our flaming ducks!

Riddle 2

Q. Why didn't Noah go fishing?

A. He only had two worms!

Riddle 1

Q. What was William Shakespeare's favorite book of the bible?

A. The book of Acts

TOP TEN SIGNS YOU MAY NOT BE READING YOUR BIBLE ENOUGH:

10) The Preacher announces the sermon is from Galatians ... and you check the table of contents.
9) You think Abraham, Isaac & Jacob may have had a few hit songs during the 60's.
8) You open to the Gospel of Luke and a WWII Savings Bond falls out.
7) Your favorite Old Testament Patriarch is Hercules.
6) A small family of woodchucks has taken up residence in the Psalms of your Bible.
5) You become frustrated because Charlton Heston isn't listed in either the Concordance or the Table of Contents.
4) Catching the kids reading the Song of Solomon, you demand: "Who gave you this stuff?"
3) You think the Minor Prophets worked in the quarries.
2) You keep falling for it every time when Pastor tells you to turn to First Condominiums.
And the number one sign you may not be reading your Bible enough:
1) The kids keep asking too many questions about your usual bedtime story: "Jonah the Shepherd Boy and His Ark of Many Colors."

Second Blood

Second day of exams - English for Management

Well, second paper. OK la. Near disaster coz had to rewrite a not so nice proposal letter. :p

And will u ppl stop aiming at me. Lolz. I knw u all have very high regard for my english but it isnt so until i get the final grade. After that u can shoot me all u want. I'll walk away laughing anyway
:)

Next : Maths VII

OMG

So tough

I need more help in this paper.

Sheesh, not the kind of maths i like actually

Wat do i need........hmmm

Lets see...........

A fleet of......

Kirov airships!

But ground artillery gona be fierce........

First Blood.......

Todays exam - Moral dan Etika

Well, it went well. LOL. Wast TOO bad a paper. Im sure to pass this one. But i surrender this

paper and all my other papers into God hands. I lay it before the Lord for He knows wats best and

i give Him praise and thanks in all situations. Coz His ways are higher than my ways and He has a

plan for my life. Tomoro is English. Wont take it too lightly though. Overconfidence kills.

Haha.

War continues

Battle No 2 coming up

Where's the Tesla Coils when i need them?

Lunch

Today i had bread for lunch.

2 pcs - butter + jam
2 pcs - butter + jam
2 pcs - butter + black pepper

Thats rite........u heard me..........butter n black pepper...........and its so nice! =)

Cool Stuff

Some nice backgrounds from Crossmap....the last one is my own rendering. HEhe.

D-DAy

Again a dreadful day of studies looms over the horizon. Battle fields full of armies armed to the death with weapons of mass destruction.

So dramatic for exams huh.

Me exam is from 7th till 18th Sept.

Wish me luck!

God..........SOS

Dear LORD,

S - Save
O - Our
S - Society

S - Save
O - Our
S - Spirit

S - Save
O - Our
S - Souls

This world, this nation needs u LORD. More than ever. Plz save them. Sobz.

Darren